Musk admits Twitter was a mistake and hires a proper CEO
Linda Yaccarino handed a poisoned chalice
Former supreme twit Elon [Look at Me] Musk has named Linda Yaccarino as the new Twitter CEO who will come in and attempt to make it all work after he has pretty much destroyed the company.
Musk claims he has found a woman to run Twitter
She starts in six weeks
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has finally admitted that the social notworking business is a lot harder than it looks and has hired a new CEO (not pictured) to sort it out for him.
Musk allows graphic mass shooting pictures to stay on Twitter
Musk asks if nazi shooter really was a nazi
Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s Twitter is the go-to site if you want graphic pictures from Saturday’s mass shooting in Texas which killed nine and wounded seven.
Musk’s animal-research oversight board stacked with company insiders
Musk wins but animals less likely to live
Elon Musk’s (pictured left) brain-implant venture Neuralink has filled an animal-research oversight board with company insiders who may stand to benefit financially as the firm reaches development goals.
Musk’s Starship rocket blows up
Rapid unscheduled disassembly is still “a success”
Starlink’s Starship rocket blew up during a launch, but the company, which is run by supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk, claimed the whole shebang was a success.
Musk throws toys out of the pram after Microsoft quits Twitter
Either pay me lots of money or I will sue
Software King of the World, Microsoft seemed to unleash supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s inner child when it decided it no longer wanted to have anything to do with Twitter.
Musk claims to developing his own AI
Oh look another shiny thing
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has created a new company dedicated to artificial intelligence presumably because his move into right-wing social media by buying Twitter sank faster than the Titanic.
Musk admits he only has 1500 Twitter staff left
But lots of interesting lawsuits and just about breaking even
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that his takeover of Twitter has not gone as well has he expected.
Musk broke US labour laws
Threatening unionising workers by tweet is apparently illegal
A federal appeals court has ruled supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk broke US labour laws by tweeting that Tesla workers would lose stock trading options if they joined a union.
Musk rules that the New York Times does not exist
Unless it pays him to acknowledge them
Supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has ruled that Apple’s favourite fanzine the New York Times does not exist.