AMD’s AI chip hype falls flat
Published in News
Wednesday, 06 August 2025 09:25

AMD’s AI chip hype falls flat


Santa Clara outfit fails to impress investors with sluggish data centre gains

AMD fluffed its lines again in the AI chip race, posting second-quarter data centre revenue that barely moved the needle despite the market frenzy around artificial intelligence.

Beijing gives Nvidia a kicking over H20 chip
Published in AI


Claims of tracking tech and remote shutdown 

Nvidia’s charm offensive in China has taken a nosedive after Beijing summoned the firm to explain what it claimed were “serious security issues” buried in its made-for-China AI chips.

Google trolls Apple over Siri AI shambles
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 05 August 2025 09:25

Google trolls Apple over Siri AI shambles


Pixel 10 ad tells users its time to get a proper phone

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is once again being mocked for overpromising and underdelivering, this time by none other than rival Google.

Amazon works out a way to kill off Alexa
Published in IoT
Monday, 04 August 2025 10:49

Amazon works out a way to kill off Alexa


Why not shove in adverts?

Amazon has just come up with a wizard wheeze to kill off its Alexa product by making it unusable by stuffing each conversation with more adverts.

Tariff woes dent TSMC’s seasonal surge
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Monday, 04 August 2025 10:18

Tariff woes dent TSMC’s seasonal surge


Chip giant’s fourth quarter could fizzle despite AI buzz

Tariff tantrums from the US have started to rattle TSMC’s booming run, with signs that the Christmas consumer rush might be more of a limp than a sprint.

Musk open to merging his AI outfit with Apple
Published in AI


Grok could plug a hole in Apple’s leaky AI strategy

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple might end up jumping into bed with Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence sideshow xAI, after whispers of a strategic tie-up started swirling around tech circles.

Tim Cook insists the iPhone is not dead
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 01 August 2025 10:14

Tim Cook insists the iPhone is not dead


Its just resting

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple's supreme dalek Tim Cook has tried to calm jittery investors worried that AI might finally kill off the sacred iPhone cash cow.

Advice gap blocks AI productivity push
Published in AI
Friday, 01 August 2025 09:16

Advice gap blocks AI productivity push


Confused leadership teams split on tech vs people 

Mid-sized companies chasing productivity gains with AI and automation are hitting a wall, because they don't know what to do next.

AMD eyes standalone AI cards for consumer PCs
Published in AI


Discrete NPUs to your desktop

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth rumour claiming that AMD is toying with the idea of a discrete NPU card for consumer PCs.

Palo Alto Networks swallows CyberArk
Published in News
Thursday, 31 July 2025 09:24

Palo Alto Networks swallows CyberArk


It needed a bigger boat

Palo Alto Networks has splashed out $25 billion to swallow Israeli identity security outfit CyberArk Software in what’s shaping up to be the most expensive cyber buy of 2025.