The future of consulting

The company in the midst of lawsuits claiming that it benefited from participating in Epstein's sex-trafficking scheme, JPMorgan Chase has applied to trademark an AI product called IndexGPT.

Gates predicts

Software King of the World Sir William Gates III claims that AI will soon create personal digital agents for humans so that they never have to go to a productivity site or Amazon again.

It needs to be more trustworthy than politicians 

The leaders of the Group of Seven (G7) nations have called for the adoption of international technical standards to ensure AI trustworthiness.

When you lack innovation fall back on taxation

Fruity cargo-cult Apple was caught completely flatfooted by AI, without a product or plan, but insiders in the frying saucer believe that it is unnecessary for now.

Meta Training and Inference Accelerator can't play Crystalis yet

Meta is building its first custom chip specifically for running AI models. 

Hung, drawn and quartered on the BT Tower

BT Group is planning to lose between a half and a third of its staff by the end of 2030 and replace some of them with AI.

Increase cores

AMD CTO Mark Papermaster thinks he will level the playing field between AMD and Intel in the CPU market essentially by copying what Chipzilla is doing.

Just like he did Tesla 

The soon to be former supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims he invented OpenAI and even came up with the name.

Before it is too late 

AI bigwigs have been appearing before a US Senate Judiciary subcommittee to ask for some hard and fast regulations before things get out of hand.

More for less to put this widget in that thing

Nvidia founder Jensen Huang said that artificial intelligence was being used to accelerate computer chip manufacturing and create advanced microprocessors.