
Intel is propped up by Uncle Sam and Softbank cash
CFO insists government stake is “a great deal for taxpayers” while debt pile looms
Shares of Troubled Chipzilla crept up two per cent after Intel finance boss David Zinsner reassured the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street that the firm’s long delayed Altera divestment was finally close.

Google Pixel 10 teardown shows rare common sense
Easier battery swaps put Apple's glued shut toys to shame
Google has shocked everyone by making the Pixel 10 easier to repair, something that the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has fought tooth and nail against for years.

Nvidia tightens grip on GPU market with 94 per cent share
Tariff panic sends buyers scrambling for cards
Nvidia has gobbled up 94 per cent of the GPU market as shipments jumped 27 per cent in the second quarter of 2025, a spike analysts reckon was fuelled by punters panic-buying ahead of looming tariffs.

Mark Zuckerberg sues Mark Zuckerberg
Meta’s moderation thinks a lawyer is impersonating its boss
An Indiana bankruptcy attorney called Mark Zuckerberg is suing Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg because Facebook keeps nuking his business page for “impersonation.”

Big Tech bosses bow before Trump’s AI circus
Kissing the ring while Musk is left out in the cold
The biggest names in US tech have lined up at the White House to show how much they adore Donald and Melania Trump, apparently believing fawning public displays will save their companies from regulators.