Apple fanboys snap up pricey iPhone Pocket without blinking
Limited edition sock proves taste is optional if it has an Apple label
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has sold out its iPhone Pocket, which is selling so well despite being an overpriced sock.
Samsung is stuck paying for Qualcomm chipsets
Weak Exynos yields and contract penalties keep Snapdragon in charge
Samsung’s next Galaxy flagships are shaping up to be a pricey headache as the dark satanic rumour mill claims the Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 will power about 75 per cent of Galaxy S26 models worldwide.
Apple sells a knitted phone sock for the price of hardware
Only Apple could glorify a pouch as a lifestyle revolution.
The fruity cargo cultists in Cupertino have teamed up with fashion house ISSEY MIYAKE to unveil the iPhone Pocket, which is essentially a knitted phone sock costing more than a halfway decent budget handset.
Apple Air marketing success but a sales disaster
Shiny, thin and unwanted
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple rolled out the iPhone Air as if it were the second coming of Steve Jobs, but a consumer survey found that only one in ten US iPhone 17 customers chose the Air during the early weeks of sales, and it’s being quietly axed from production lines.
Samsung Galaxy S26 to land in January
Last-minute shakeups won’t derail the launch
Despite chatter about delays due to internal reshuffles, Samsung is pushing ahead with its Galaxy S26 series.