Apple secretly borrows Google’s brain for Siri’s next act
Forced to rely on Gemini because its own AI can barely tie its shoes
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has quietly admitted what everyone in tech already suspected, that Siri’s still as thick as mince, and only Google can save it.
Apple’s Family Sharing tool accused of enabling digital abuse
Fruity Cargo Cult’s design flaws let her ex use tech for child coercion
Apple is under fire for a feature meant to keep families connected but which, in reality, has handed control to digital abusers.
Apple’s iPhone sales disappoint
Cash cow continues to die
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has managed another quarter of solid numbers while admitting that the iPhone cash cow is looking a bit sad.
Samsung’s Exynos 2600 to outpace Qualcomm’s next flagship chip
2nm Exynos could give the Galaxy S26 a head start
Samsung’s next top-tier mobile processor, the Exynos 2600, is tipped to be built on the company’s own 2nm fabrication process, putting it ahead of Qualcomm’s upcoming Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5, which is being produced on TSMC’s 3nm node.
Apple slapped down in £1.5bn UK App Store lawsuit
Job’s Mob abused its near-total control
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has had its halo dented in the UK, after losing a landmark £1.5 billion class action that accused it of gouging developers and users through its notorious App Store tollbooth.