Tech oligarchs consider buying TikTok
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Monday, 27 January 2025 09:53

Tech oligarchs consider buying TikTok


Bytedance still involved 

A new plan which would keep TikTok available in the US, but under the control of a group of companies including Oracle and Microsoft is being negotiated by the White House.

Trump reprieves TikTok
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Tuesday, 21 January 2025 10:58

Trump reprieves TikTok


Gives it time to be flogged to his mates

President Donald Trump swooped in with a last-minute save to the social notworking app TikTok to allow users to see his glorious inauguration ceremony.

Bluesky surges as users flee Elon Musk's X
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Thursday, 14 November 2024 09:19

Bluesky surges as users flee Elon Musk's X


A million new users since the US election

As the numbers of users at Elon [look at me] Musk’s social notworking site Twitter X have been falling faster than a free-falling elephant without a parachute, numbers at its rival Bluesky have been increasing.

Canada orders TikTok to shut down
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Thursday, 07 November 2024 11:10

Canada orders TikTok to shut down


Too much Chinese influence manages to anger the Canadians

Canada has instructed TikTok to wind up its business (get it?) within the country, citing potential national security risks posed by the platform and its parent company, ByteDance.

Eighth graders organise TikTok revolt
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Tuesday, 09 July 2024 11:13

Eighth graders organise TikTok revolt


We don’t need no education -- hey, kids, leave those teachers alone

Eighth graders in a posh Philadelphia suburb launched a rather extreme online harassment campaign against their teachers.

Telcos wants Big Tech help to pay for 5G upgrades
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Want EU to make it happen

Big tech companies accounting for more than five per cent of a telecoms provider's peak average internet traffic should help fund the rollout of 5G and broadband across Europe, according to a draft proposal by the telecoms industry. 

Montana governor accidently tries banning social media
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Didn’t think the amendment through

Montana Governor Greg Gianforte, 62, appears to be trying to ban social media with an ill-thought-out "amendatory veto" of the state's unconstitutional "ban TikTok" legislation.

Russians think that less than a per cent of its trolls are detected
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The west are so stupid they believe stories about cathedrals 

Buried in the secret documents about the Ukrainian war which a kid leaked to his gaming group to show how important he was, is an indication that nice Mr Putin cleaned the West's clock when it came to manipulating social media and search engine rankings.

TikTok receives support from unlikely source
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Republican Senator Rand Paul rejects ban

Troubled social notworking app TikTok, which is facing worldwide bans because of potential links to the Chinese government has found an unlikely ally in Senator Rand Paul.

Ukraine war production stalled by cat videos
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Wednesday, 29 March 2023 11:56

Ukraine war production stalled by cat videos


TikTok data centre stealing the power

Norwegian company arms company Nammo has complained that it can’t expand its production of artillery shells to support Ukraine because of "cat videos" on TikTok.