Apple bribes punters with bigger batteries
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 15 September 2025 11:42

Apple bribes punters with bigger batteries


Wants to force them to eSims

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has decided it knows what’s best for its users, this time dangling bigger batteries as a bribe to get people off physical SIM cards.

Apple plans sneaky iPhone 17 Pro price hike
Published in News
Thursday, 14 August 2025 10:26

Apple plans sneaky iPhone 17 Pro price hike


Apple ditches 128GB model so it can charge more 

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is getting ready to pull a fast one with the iPhone 17 Pro by scrapping the 128GB version, forcing buyers to start at a “base” 256GB model costing $1,049.