New iPhone is dangerous
Dorset Echo goes a little bonkers
The fruity cargo cult Apple has been able to get away with murder over the years thanks to its religiously inspired fanboys. Now it seems Apple has felt the need to test their faith by releasing an iPhone is dangerous – at least according to the Dorset Echo.
Apple's iPhone lineup finally all 5G
Drops the iPhone 11
Apple's 2022 iPhone lineup has been filled with the new iPhone 14 series and as it no longers includes the iPhone 11, this means that the list is now all 5G.
Apple rolls out iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max
Pill-shaped notch, better cameras, new A16 chipset
At its big iPhone event, Apple unveiled its new flagship Pro-series smartphones, the iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max, bringing a slight change in the design with the pill-shaped notch, the new A16 Bionic chip, and new cameras.
Apple confirms iPhone event for September 7
New iPhones, A16, Apple Watch Series 8, and more
Apple has officially confirmed its next big event for September 7th, where we expect new iPhone models, the new A16 SoC, Apple Watch Series 8, and more.
Apple admits iPhones, iPad and iMacs have serious security risk
Attackers could have complete control of your Coldplay and U2 collection
Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that its faultless, super-cool, operating system which rules across all its devices has a feature that allows a naughty person to take control of the machine.
Moderna CEO says COVID-19 vaccines are like iPhones
Ten reasons why Moderna's CEO is wrong
Moderna's CEO made a bit of a mistake when he compared COVID-19 vaccines to iPhones.
Netflix works a way around Apple's tax
Expect a visit from the boys
Media streaming outfit Netflix has earned the wrath of the Tame Apple Press by working a way around paying a huge amount to the fruity cargo cult Apple for doing very little.
Captain America says his iPhone is rubbish
Tame Apple Press tries unsuccessfully to convince him it isnt
Chris Evans who plays the super hero Captain America said that Apple has lot the plot since the days of his trusty iPhone 6s.
Apple squeezes more cash out of iPhone cash cow
Pull the udder one new chips only going to be for top of the range machines
Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out that the best way to squeeze more cash from its dying iPhone cash cow is to drive users to pricy flagship models.
Brazil cracks down on Apple nuts
Looking at forcing them to use USB-C
Fruity cargo-cult Apple might be forced to provide USB-C chargers in its iPhones in Brazil.