Job’s Mob pokes Google's cash cow
Cue hints at AI alternatives
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple rattled the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street after its services boss Eddy Cue told a US court the company might kick Google out of Safari's search box.
Microsoft flogs AI to the cloud
Azure finally stops underachieving
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street gave the software king of the world Microsoft a standing ovation on 1 May after the company finally managed to deliver what it had been teasing for months—decent cloud growth with an AI cherry on top.
Nvidia’s loses $250 billion
Analysts look down the back of the sofa
Nvidia’s stock has been in freefall, shedding more than $250 billion in market cap this week after it revealed a $5.5 billion charge tied to US export restrictions on its H20 AI chips to China.
Troubled Chipzilla rides new CEO bounce
But new top investor says: take the money and run
The honeymoon's barely started for Troubled Chipzilla’s new CEO, Lip-Bu Tan, and already one of the top stock whisperers on TipRanks is advising investors to get out while they’re ahead.
Wall Street’s mixed reaction to Lip-Bu Tan’s appointment
Intel shares up 12 per cent
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street had mixed reactions to Tan’s coronation as Chipzilla’s new King.
Marvell has excellent results
But fails to meet Wall Street’s over-optimistic expectations.
Marvell Technology. took a pounding in late trading after delivering a revenue forecast that failed to match the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street’s daft, over-optimistic predictions.
Wall Street uninterested in Qualcomm and Arm's brilliant results
Great results can’t please anyone
The reaction to Qualcomm and Arm’s stonking results is more proof that Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs don't really know anything.
NASDAQ shares rise again
Market realises it made an expensive mistake
The red-faced cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were rushing to buy tech shares yesterday after realising that they had made a mistake about a Chinese AI firm wiping out Western business.
Marvell’s market cap surges past Intel
Claims to be the new Nvidia
Marvell Technology's stock price has risen dramatically this year, climbing 95 percent and pushing its market capitalisation above Intel.
Marvell beats estimates
AI Marvell
Marvell Technology has forecasted its fourth-quarter revenue to be above estimates, driven by strong demand for its custom artificial intelligence (AI) chips.