Musk purges more accounts of those who disagree with him
Heading towards a collision with European regulators
Supreme Twit Elon [I is rich, look at me] Musk appears to be highly selective about those allowed “free speech” in his glorious new world.
Twitter’s Jiminy Cricket has been shut down
We don't need no conscience any more
Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has shut down the council which acted as the company’s conscience on key issues like bullying, hate speech, suicide and what constituted child porn.
Twitter denies it has been hacked again
Data circulating was stolen in an old hack
Twitter confirmed that a "new" leak of millions of members' profiles, including private phone numbers and email addresses, was actually data stolen in an older data breach the company it revealed in August.
Musk threatened staff who called the authorities on him
You have been assimilated and will comply
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is furious that Twitter staff have been calling authorities to investigate his dubious antics since taking over the company.
Musk fires more women than men
We guess women don’t find him as clever as he thinks he is
When supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk conducted his purge of staff at Twitter, it appeared that he had a problem with the genitals of his engineers and fired those he considered had the wrong bits.
Twitter investigated for turning offices into bedrooms
Staff appear to have reported Musk
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s refusal to let his staff go home until they have met his ridiculous deadlines appear to have gotten him into trouble with San Francisco city planners.
Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short
Easier than blaming himself
Supreme Twit, Elon [Look at me] Musk is blaming Apple for delays to his revamped Norwegian Blue subscription.
Musk takes on Apple
Let's hope he buys it
Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has declared war on Apple for refusing to let his new version of Twitter into its App store.
Musk promises Twitter will get end-to-end encryption
Along with our jet packs, and personal robots
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has reached the point in his control of Twitter where he is making promises about the technology in the hope we will believe them.
Musk makes Twitter a haven for scum and villainy
“General amnesty” for suspended accounts
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is allowing everyone who was kicked off of Twitter back in, turning it into a haven for the world’s worst and most toxic trolls.