Evans Hankey to leave Apple
Apple's hardware design takes another beating
Apple vice president of industrial design since 2019, Evans Hankey, has announced plans to exit the fruity cargo cult in the coming months.
Apple slashes iPhone production further
Cash cow really stuck
Apple has slowed production of its flaghip iPhone 14 Plus 'by 40 percent' just two weeks after the September launch because consumers are not touching them with a barge pole.
Smartphone prices falling
Bad news for Apple
Global smartphone shipments for calendar Q3 falling to their lowest quarterly rate in eight years, which is bad news for companies who have touted expensive flagship models.
10th-generation iPad uses an old pencil
Will need to be charged seperately
In a move to show how bleeding edge it is, the fruity cargo cult is reverting back to its first generation Apple Pencil for the new 10th-generation iPad.
Even Zuckerberg mocks Apple’s iMessage over poor security
It really has to be bad
Things are getting worse for Apple’s much mocked iMessaging software – even Mark Zuckerberg feels safe at having a pop at it.
Apple abandons Chinese memory maker
Will probably jack the price up to cover it
Apple's cunning plan to keep its margins high by using cheap and cheerful Chinese chips in its iPhones has been stuffed-up by the US trade war.
Jobs' mob told to pay up for missing charger
Apple has a rumble in the jungle
Apple has received its third fine in Brazil for refusing to provide chargers with its iPhones.
Apple is deliberately vandalising messages sent from Android phones
Tame Apple Press shocked that Apple turns message bubbles puke green
The fruity cargo-cult Apple is so terrified that its fanbois might be tempted by Android machines it has been changing colours on iMessages sent from Android phones to puke-green instead of Apple's smug blue [are you sure that is an official colour. ed].
iPhone 14 bug list keeps increasing
Looks like this one is a lemon but still claims it is the zest
The list of issues for iPhone 14 and iPhone 14 Pro buyers keeps getting longer and it seems another day can't go by without a fanboy complaining about another.
Apple touts USB-C as a “coming feature”
We invented it, it was not forced on us
The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to claim that Apple’s move to USB-C with next year’s iPhone 15 series was not forced upon it by the EU, want was actually part of a cunning plan to bring better technology to users.