Apple ponies up for poor keyboard design
A butterfly flaps its wings, and Apple's reputation drops down the loo
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has started making payments to users who were unfortunate enough to buy one of its MacBooks with the god-awful butterfly keyboard.
Apple loses steam
Shares falling as cash cow stuck
Apple shares fell more than three per cent trading giving the iPhone maker a market capitalisation under $2 trillion for the first time since May.
Apple jacks up the price of replacement batteries
If you are not going to buy a new phone you must pay us anyway
Fruity cargo cult Apple is so poor after its iPhone cash cow didn't do as well last year, it has been forced to tax users by jacking up the cost of replacement batteries.
Apple is out of control on spending
Wall Street worried about wasted cash on Apple TV
Fruity cargo-cult Apple, founded on ruthless cost controls and excessive margins, has been spending money like water lately.
iOS exploit used to give users the font they want
No jailbreak required
A developer managed to use an exploit found in iOS 16 to change the default font of the system without jailbreak.
Apple accused of surrendering to Russia and China for a fast buck
Human rights groups slam fruity cargo cult
Human rights groups have accused the fruity cargo cult Apple of selling the lives of their users in authoritarian regimes such as Russia and China to make profits.
Apple finds getting its silicon to work on its “high-end” machines tricky
So much for the hype
Fruity cargo cult Apple has failed to get its silicon to work on its high end cheese grater MacPro workstations, and even the Tame Apple Press is starting to wonder about it.
Apple shot in the heel by Achilles
Critical Apple bug needed Microsoft to point it out before it was noticed
Remember the days when Apple mocked Microsoft's security? It now seems that the fruity cargo cult is relying on Vole to find flaws its software genii can't spot.
Apple admits it uses Sony image sensors
Just in case that kept you up all night
Apple traditionally does not say what components it slaps under the bonnet of its iPhone cash cow, so the Tame Apple Press was surprised that its CEO Tim Cook revealed on a trip to Japan that it uses Sony image sensors.
Apple cannibalises watch with its mighty ring
One ring to rule them
Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out a way to make its watch redundant as a health app by replacing it with a censor ring that relays the data to the iPhone.