Nothing to do with Apple

Foxconn, Apple's biggest supplier and contract manufacturer, has seen a slump in revenue due to weaker demand for electronics in February 2023, but the Tame Apple Press has made no mention of Jobs' Mob's sales slumping as being the cause.

Means that you don't have to inovate 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has come up with a novel way of green washing the fact that its new iOS 16.1 is as slow as an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping.

Allows some "requirements" for now

The Tame Apple Press is celebrating after the European Commission reduced the scope of its investigation into Apple's anticompetitive App Store rules for music streaming providers.

Since it is making iPhones, it is probably a feature 

A Taiwanese supplier of iPhone charging cables, Foxlink is still suffering from the effects of last week's fire which disrupted the production and manufacturing at its facility.

Probably better to shift to Android 

Older forms of Apple software have two vulnerablities which means you either have to upgrade or buy something cheaper and more reliable.

Obama obeyed, therefore Biden must

President Biden has upheld an International Trade Commission ruling that could result in a potential import ban on the Apple Watch over its EKG feature.

Aiming to discourage Apple competing with Google

A UK watchdog is concerned that Google has been shelling out money to Apple to make sure that Jobs Mob does not want to start competing with Chrome on iOS.

Preparing for Chinese apocalypse now

Foxconn has signed a $62.5 million lease on 45 hectares of land in Vietnam and it continues to shift out of China.

China was much better

Apple's attempts to move its production from China to India got a swift kick up the bottom line after it discovered that more than half the cases made in the Indian plants were being rejected. 

Months late 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple appears to be having a cock-up in the programming department with several already announced fintec products failing to appear.