Apple PCs spurned as if they were a rabid dog
Tanking shipments fall by 40.5 per cent
Fruity cargo cult Apple saw its PC sales fall faster than a team of free-fall parachuting elephants who have forgotten to pack the key component of their act.
Cyber mercenary outfit hacked the iPhones of journalists, political opposition figures
Fortunately, Microsoft saved Apple’s security bacon
A cyber mercenary outfit QuaDream was using holes in iPhone security to allow governments to spy on journalists and political opposition figures for repressive regimes.
French thinking about another anti-trust action against Apple
This time it may not surrender
France's anti-trust watchdog, the French Competition Authority, is likely to move forward soon with an antitrust investigation into Apple over complaints tied to 2021 changes to its app tracking policies.
Thieves tunnel into an Apple store
iPhones worth more than a bank vault
In a move normally reserved for thieves wanting to break into bank vaults, robbers tunnelled their way into an Apple backstore to steal $500,000 worth of iPhones (that is probably about six).
iPhone 7 will stop working properly soon
We doubt anyone will notice
iPhone owners who have been saving money by using older phones and not updating their iOS are going to have a nasty surprise later this year.
Apple’s ignored 'Find My iPhone' glitch could lead to deaths
Texas man fears he could be shot any day
A Texas man has begged Apple to pull finger and fix a glitch in their 'Find My iPhone' app before a patriotic fellow American uses their constitutional rights to execute him for stealing their expensive gear.
US teens don’t see the point of Virtual Reality
Better things to do
A new survey from Piper Sandler shows that US teens find Virtual Reality silly.
M2 series of SoCs frozen
No one wants Macbooks
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been forced to suspend the production of its super-hyped M2 systems on a chip because no one wants to buy the Macbook for which it was designed.
Tim Cook tries to whip the Apple press to push AR and VR
Even if his company’s forthcoming project more doomed than the Titanic
Apple supremo Tim Cook is trying to encourage positive stories about his outfit’s AR and VR gear before its launch on 5 June.
Apple fanboy used AirTag to hunt and kill a person he believed was car thief
In Texas of course
An Apple fanboy who tagged his “truck” with an AirTag used the device to track down a car thief and execute him.