
UK will lose 5G lead if Huawei locked out
Vodafone worried
Vodafone has warned that the UK's desire to lead in 5G will suffer a blow if Huawei is ripped out of the networks.

5G hammers your battery
Fix on the way
Boffins have been working out a way to stop 5G phones draining batteries faster than an energy vampire -- or an iPhone.

5G will speed up moves to Industry 4.0
Everyone needs the Internet of Things
A new report from beancounters at Frost & Sullivan suggests that Industry 4.0 set ups will increase with a vengeance once 5G based IIoT systems are rolled out -- unless conspiracy nuts set them on fire.

5G conspiracy nuts turn to magic USB sticks
Maybe they will grow into a USB tree which can reach to the land of the giants
Dumb arsed conspiracy nuts are shelling out £339.60 to protect their families from the evil 5G using a magic USB stick with a paper sticker stuck on it in the bizare belief that it is quantum powered.

5G will not save the industry until next year
Longer if stupid people continue to set fire to towers
Beancounters at Gartner have been shuffling some tarot cards and reached the conclusion that 5G is not going to save the telco industry this year.

British surrender again to the US, this time over Huawei
Because the last time it surrendered to the US, things worked out so well
The National Cyber Security Agency in the UK is expected to conclude that US sanctions against Huawei will make it impossible to use the Chinese company's technology as planned for 5G networks.

US nutjobs set fire 5G towers
Well what they think are 5G towers
The US is following the UK with conspiracy theory nutjobs with a bronze age understanding of science taking out what they think are 5G towers in the belief that that they cause the coronavirus.

Nokia scores 5G deal with Taiwan Star Telecom
Upgrading LTE network
Former rubber boot maker Nokia announced details of a new 5G deal with Taiwan Star Telecom (TST). The deal will see Nokia supply TST with its end-to-end AirScale Radio Access network portfolio helping the operator to launch 5G non-standalone (NSA) networks that will lay the foundations for 5G standalone (SA) in the future. Nokia is the only supplier in this deal.

UK telcos face “attack of the morons”
5G towers aflame and engineers attacked
The UK is facing an “attack of the morons” with 77 arson attack on mobile phone masts across the United Kingdom and 180 incidents of abuse over the last month.

US surrenders and agrees to work with Huawei on 5G
Realised that the only ones suffering were the US
The US Department of Commerce is close to approving a new rule that would allow US companies to work with China’s Huawei Technologies on setting standards for next generation 5G networks.