Outcry as Navy orders Apple fanboys to smash their phones
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Security threat

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.

Apple builds Android App
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Thursday, 17 September 2015 10:19

Apple builds Android App


Falling customer numbers? There is an Android app for that

Desperate to drive customers to its flagging iPhone 6S and its Surface Pro clone Apple has officially created and released an Android app.

Apple iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S Plus come with 2GB of RAM
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Big 12.9-inch iPad Pro has 4GB of RAM

Apple has already announced its new iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S Plus smartphones as well as the big 12.9-inch iPad Pro, but the company did not reveal any details regarding the amount of RAM in these devices.

China jumps on VPN tools
Published in News
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 11:12

China jumps on VPN tools

Astrill restricted

China is doing its best to make sure its workers cannot use VPNs to sneak past its Great Firewall of China.

Apple tries to buy intelligence
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Tuesday, 08 September 2015 11:02

Apple tries to buy intelligence


Running out of ideas

Desperate to find new ways to flog its iPhones in a dying market, fruity cargo cult Apple is turning to artificial intelligence.

Android Wear now works with iPhones
Published in IoT
Tuesday, 01 September 2015 12:25

Android Wear now works with iPhones


Liberate yourself from the iWatch

Apple users who have realized that owning an iWatch is a liability are being given the chance to upgrade to more sensible technology.

Qualcomm gets iPhone Modem chip contract
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 18 August 2015 13:00

Qualcomm gets iPhone Modem chip contract


But it may not last

Qualcomm looks certain to supply Apple with the modem chips for the upcoming iPhone, but the relatonship's future is not set in stone.

iPhone 6S is a dedicated follower of Qualcomm
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No Intel LTE inside anytime soon

Northland Capital Markets claimed that Intel might get up to 50 percent of all iPhone market in 2016, however we asked around and it turns out that is untrue.

Apple exterminates plans for a cheap iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 12 August 2015 13:25

Apple exterminates plans for a cheap iPhone


We didnt get where we are today by making things affordable

Apple is about to spike plans to make a cheaper, plastic iPhone 6C.

Apple kisses good-bye to China sales
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Wednesday, 12 August 2015 13:06

Apple kisses good-bye to China sales


Let's make ourselves more expensive

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been telling the world and its dog that it will stop its falling iPhone sales by expanding into China.