Apple fights UK back door
Published in Cloud
Wednesday, 05 March 2025 12:07

Apple fights UK back door


We get to do what we like now

Apple, the self-proclaimed guardian of user privacy, is throwing a tantrum over the UK's "back door" into its oh-so-secure iCloud systems.

TSMC gives Taiwan first dibs on new processing tech
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Embarrassing Trump

While President Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump has been praising himself for getting TSMC to invest in a US chip plant, the company still prioritises Taiwan for its latest processing tech.

Nvidia and Broadcom test Intel's 18A manufacturing process
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Could be a move against TSMC

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Nvidia and Broadcom are testing Intel's advanced 18A manufacturing process.

Trump needs to loosen AI chip reins or lose allies to China
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Microsoft’s warning

Microsoft has implored President Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump's administration to rethink its export controls on advanced artificial intelligence (AI) chips.

TSMC’s US expansion might not be a slam dunk
Published in News
Thursday, 27 February 2025 09:43

TSMC’s US expansion might not be a slam dunk


There has to be some government approval first

Taiwan's Economy Minister, Kuo Jyh-huei, emphasised that TSMC must secure government approval for any overseas joint ventures.

Musk’s own AI censored
Published in AI
Tuesday, 25 February 2025 11:13

Musk’s own AI censored


Will not point out that he spreads misinformation  

Grok, the AI assistant made by Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s artificial intelligence firm, was programmed not to use sources that said he and his bestie Donald [Hamburger Eating Surrender Monkey] Trump was responsible for spreading misinformation.

Apple plans to invest $500 billion in the United States
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Only while Trump is in charge

Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced a $500 billion plan to keep US president Donald [hamburger eating surrender monkey] Trump sweet while he is office.

NSF fires 168 staff in shock move
Published in News
Thursday, 20 February 2025 11:57

NSF fires 168 staff in shock move


Trump purge of science and public IT research

The National Science Foundation (NSF) has axed 168 employees in a brutal cost-cutting move following President Trump’s executive order to reduce the federal workforce. 

Trump threatens 25 per cent tariffs on foreign cars and semiconductors
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Trade war blitz

President Donald [eating the cats] Trump has doubled down on his tough trade rhetoric, vowing to slap a punishing 25 per cent tariff on foreign cars, semiconductor chips, and pharmaceuticals.

Trump unlikely to back TSMC running Intel’s US Fabs
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Discussions ongoing

Despite ongoing discussions about a potential deal between Intel and TSMC, the Trump administration is not keen on the idea of a foreign company taking control of Chipzilla’s chip-making facilities in the United States.