
Apple fights UK back door
We get to do what we like now
Apple, the self-proclaimed guardian of user privacy, is throwing a tantrum over the UK's "back door" into its oh-so-secure iCloud systems.

TSMC gives Taiwan first dibs on new processing tech
Embarrassing Trump
While President Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump has been praising himself for getting TSMC to invest in a US chip plant, the company still prioritises Taiwan for its latest processing tech.

Nvidia and Broadcom test Intel's 18A manufacturing process
Could be a move against TSMC
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Nvidia and Broadcom are testing Intel's advanced 18A manufacturing process.

Trump needs to loosen AI chip reins or lose allies to China
Microsoft’s warning
Microsoft has implored President Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump's administration to rethink its export controls on advanced artificial intelligence (AI) chips.

TSMC’s US expansion might not be a slam dunk
There has to be some government approval first
Taiwan's Economy Minister, Kuo Jyh-huei, emphasised that TSMC must secure government approval for any overseas joint ventures.

Musk’s own AI censored
Will not point out that he spreads misinformation
Grok, the AI assistant made by Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s artificial intelligence firm, was programmed not to use sources that said he and his bestie Donald [Hamburger Eating Surrender Monkey] Trump was responsible for spreading misinformation.

Apple plans to invest $500 billion in the United States
Only while Trump is in charge
Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced a $500 billion plan to keep US president Donald [hamburger eating surrender monkey] Trump sweet while he is office.

NSF fires 168 staff in shock move
Trump purge of science and public IT research
The National Science Foundation (NSF) has axed 168 employees in a brutal cost-cutting move following President Trump’s executive order to reduce the federal workforce.

Trump threatens 25 per cent tariffs on foreign cars and semiconductors
Trade war blitz
President Donald [eating the cats] Trump has doubled down on his tough trade rhetoric, vowing to slap a punishing 25 per cent tariff on foreign cars, semiconductor chips, and pharmaceuticals.

Trump unlikely to back TSMC running Intel’s US Fabs
Discussions ongoing
Despite ongoing discussions about a potential deal between Intel and TSMC, the Trump administration is not keen on the idea of a foreign company taking control of Chipzilla’s chip-making facilities in the United States.