
Microsoft shows off its new artificial intelligence for Office
We know what you do in meetings
Microsoft has announced several new artificial intelligence (AI)-powered features for Office 365 and Dynamics 365 for Sales.

Nvidia's artificial intelligence goes on show
Welcome your new Nvidia overlords tiny humans
Nvidia’s CEO Jen-Hsun Huang told the assorted throngs at Nvidia's GPU Technology Conference (GTC) 2016 about his artificial intelligence plans.

Intel buys Movidius
It's that vision thing
Chip giant Intel said it will buy Movidius, a company that specialises in VR headets, drones and robots.

Apple claims it is already doing AI
Everyone else copied it
Apple has baffled those technology journalists who have not sold their souls to the fruity cargo cult by claiming that it is already doing AI and it is right up there with the big boys and girls.

Apple turns to made up products as cash cow gets stuck
Fantasyland
Yesterday Apple had a go at peddling a fantasy to reassure the world that its iPhone cash cow was not on its way out due to mad cow disease.

AI comes up with something vital
Beer
It seems that AI is finally doing something useful, rather than mucking around winning gameshows and pretending to be women on cheesy dating sites.

AMD thinks the future is immersive devices
Those are not devices you use in the bath
AMD thinks that the future of technology will be immersive devices and software.

Microsoft open sources its Chatbot software
Now you can make your own racist friend
Software giant Microsoft has open-sourced its chatbot framework allowing developers to build their own versions of Redmond's disastrous Twitter bot experiment.

AI assistant turned fascist sex slave on Twitter
You have to be careful what you learn from whom
Microsoft’s had a wizard idea about getting its AI robot to learn about humans from Twitter. The program was so good that it quickly turned into a conspiracy theorist, Hitler-loving, incest sex-promoting Trump supporter.

Acer getting into AI
Well everyone else has
Acer has announced that it is looking to release some VR products in the first half of 2016.