
Brussels probes SAP’s on-prem support tactics
Watchdogs fear unfair after-market squeeze could sting customers
The European Commission is investigating SAP, the maker of expensive management software, which no one can be really sure what it does. Watchdogs are interested in how the outfit flogs maintenance and support for on-premises software.

SAP flings €20 billion at sovereign cloud
German outfit wants to keep Europe’s ai data away from US
The maker of esoteric business software, which no one is sure quiet what it does, SAP has promised to splurge more than €20 billion ($23.3 billion) over the next decade on “sovereign cloud” infrastructure in Europe.

SAP surrenders to US and drops diversity programmes
Vows to keep women out of top management
The German maker of expensive management software, which no one really knows what it does, SAP, has axed its 40 per cent female workforce quota, according to a leaked internal memo.

SAP is Europe's most valuable company
Management software triumphs over slimming injections and insulin
The maker of expensive management software, whose functionality is largely unknown, SAP, is officially Europe’s most valuable company.

Council flogs off assets to fund Oracle project
Getting rather expensive
West Sussex County Council is selling $31 million of capital assets to fund an Oracle-based transformation project, which has caused a cost overrun of biblical proportions.

SAP to lose 9-10,000 jobs by 2025
Most voluntary
The maker of expensive esoteric management software, which no one is quite sure what it does, SAP, has announced a restructuring programme which will impact between 9,000 and 10,000 SAPS by early 2025.

SAP sees a bright future for AI
Another buzz word for us to make money from
The maker of expensive management software, which no one can be sure what it does, SAP has had its eyes lighting up over generative AI, according to its CEO.

Big Tech staff want their companies to do more for Ukraine
A powerful lobby group
Staff working for big tech companies are providing their management with a powerful motivation to do more to isolate Tsar Putin and his chronies and do more for Ukraine.

SAP upgrades providing difficult
Apparently, people don’t know how to do the data management
UK and Irish SAP users are finding their lack of data management knowledge is preventing them from migrating from SAP ECC 6.0 to SAP S/4HANA.

Oracle, SAP, Intel and AMD retreat from Russia and Belarus
Going to be difficult to get tech soon
Intel and AMD are no longer supplying chips to Russia and Belarus.