
Oracle opts for Java SE subscription model
$2.50 per month per PC user
Oracle has announced its commercial support program for Java SE (Standard Edition), opting for a subscription model instead of one that has had businesses paying for a one-time perpetual licence plus an annual support fee.

Oracle removes serialisation from Java
Changing the dog's breakfast
Oracle plans to drop serialisation feature from Java which has been causing it huge security problems.

Agressive Oracle hacking off customers
Trying to start a Krays
Oracle customers are getting upset with the company’s aggressive sales tactics as it tries to catch up to Amazon in the cloud market

Oracle puts the squeeze on Java business users
Pay up or you will not get patches and security updates
Business users of Java SE 8 have been told that they will no longer receive patches and security updates for the software from the beginning of next year, unless they write a cheque for a commercial licence.

Oracle expects cloud use to grow
Oracle expansion is cool for Catz
Despite upsetting Wall Street with its lacklustre returns from cloud sales, Oracle's CEO Safra Catz claims that she expects an acceleration in the company’s cloud business.

Ellison swings handbag at Amazon and humans
Oracle Open World 2017 kicks off
Larry Ellison, Chairman and Chief Technology Officer of enterprise-technology giant Oracle, swung his mighty handbag at rivals Amazon and anyone human who tried to steal a job from a computer or robot.

Oracle appears to be winding down Solaris and SPARC
2,500 of layoffs thought
Oracle staff have been moaning that Oracle has been laying off hundreds of staff in its Solaris, SPARC, tape libraries and storage departments.

Oracle gives up on Enterprise Java
Opens the open sauce bottle
Oracle wants to give up leading the development of enterprise Java and is looking for an open source foundation to take on the role.

Java 9 will be late
Oracle cracks its toe somewhere east of Java
It is starting to look like Java 9 will not see the light of day on July 27 as had been originally planned.

PC market could start growing again in 2019
Latest prediction from IDC
Divination experts from IDC have been shuffling their Tarot cards and consulting the entrails of a particularly annoying toddler and reached the conclusion that the PC market will start growing again in 2019.