
Oracle fires Java evangelists
No faith in a return from dead or at least dying
It is starting to look like Oracle believes that Java is getting too old and is starting to die.

Oracle shows off SPARC details
Sonoma ready for the big time
Oracle has been sharing a few details about its SPARC processor code-named Sonoma. Sonoma is not a sleeping Italian mama at all but a place where Americans grow wine that Europeans will not touch.

Apple spends a fortune protecting Cook
From what?
Fruity cargo cult Apple is so terrified that something bad will happen to its leader Tim Cook that it spends nearly $700,000 to protect him.

Oracle names new chip after cheap wine
Sonoma cure for networking hangovers
Oracle is looking to expand the market for its Sparc-based servers with a new, low-cost processor which it curiously called Sonoma.

Oracle releases Java mega patch
One already being exploited
Oracle has just fixed 25 vulnerabilities in its aging Java platform, including one that's already being exploited in attacks.

Software APIs eligible for trollage
Because the US courts are ignorant
The Software industry is in big trouble after the US Supreme Court did not step into Oracle's battle with Google over whether APIs were copyrightable.

Oracle experiences profit plummet
Falling through the cloud
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street ran screaming from the toilets after it was announced that industry bellwether Oracle had done much worse than anyone had expected.
Google ask the Supremes to help against Oracle
To protect innovation in high tech
Oracle claims to match Amazon’s cloud price
Begun the cloud wars have
Running Oracle will be hurding Katz
Katz always rule