Apple claims developers are happy with app store because its apps are pants
If you going to tell a lie tell a whopper
Fruit and Nutty cargo cult Apple is fighting against EU, US and developer claims that it is an evil empire that would sell Steve Jobs’ own grandmother for medical experiments if it got a third of the money with a report showing that everyone in the app story is a happy bunny.
Apple WWDC scheduled for June 6-10
Still a virtual event only
Apple has officially sent out invites for its WorldWide Developer Conference (WWDC), and it will be held from June 6 to June 10.
Canadians might make big content pay newspapers
Got to prop up the mass media
The Canadian government introduced legislation Tuesday to force digital giants to compensate news publishers for the use of their content.
Police confirm that AirTag’s are a perve’s tool of choice
Stalking women
Police records have shown that Apple’s AirTags are being used to stalk and harass women.
Apple admits AirPods 3 were a waste of money
Campaign failed, needs to regroup and focus on key objectives
Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple has admitted that its over-hyped and pricy AirPods 3 which were launched just last year were a disaster.
Apple sued for forgetting to pay store workers on time
Expected staff just to be happy to be working there
Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple has been accused in a lawsuit flouting a New York labor law by not issuing weekly pay cheques to its store workers who do manual labour.
Google copies Apple's pay antics
If they can get away with it, why can't we?
Google has seen Apple prop up its App store by insisting developers use its Apple Pay systems and thought it was an excellent way to make money.
Apple can’t make a foldable phone
It will not arrive until at least 2025
Apple has been expected to invent the folding phone for ages, even as its rivals flogged their versions. The Tame Apple Press has been reassuring the world that a real folding phone would be invented any day now.
Roblox says Apple is not evil
It is kind to developers, its mum and fluffy bunnies
Online gaming platform Roblox has shunned other developers who hate Apple’s App store rules and demands for money and jumped on the side of the fruity cargo-cult.
Apple fixes two critical zero-day vulnerabilities
iPhones, iPads, and Macs wide open
Apple released fixes for two critical zero-day vulnerabilities in iPhones, iPads, and Macs that give hackers dangerous access to the devices internals.