Apple’s expensive Vision Pro is cracking up
Jobs’ mob rubs paws at prospect of making money repairing it
Apple Vision Pro owners are posting identical reports of a crack appearing on the front glass of their overpriced headsets.
Jobs' Mob robbing meditation gurus
Nevermind Nervana, give us 30 per cent of your rice bowl
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been bullying the maker of a meditation app and demanding that a third of the donations given to its teachers be handed over to keep the company wealthy.
Apple tells fanboys not to serve iPhones in rice
iPhone sushi is not an approved technology solution
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been forced to tell its rather stupid fanboys that sticking their expensive iPhones in a bed of rice will not be good for their health.
Apple moves Vision Pro team to sort out foldable flop
Failure meets vapourware in custard's last stand
Fruity cargo cult Apple is so proud of its Vision Pro team, which made an expensive product which is being returned, it has shifted them to sorting out its foldable phone flop mess.
Zuck slams Apple's pricey face gadget
The emperor has no clothes
Apple's Vision Pro is getting a lot of stick now that it can be stuck to faces and now Meta boss Mark Zuckerberg has joined in.
Apple in hot water
Beeper Mini fiasco bubbles up again
Republican Commissioner Brendan Carr is demanding the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) probe into Apple’s swift shutdown of Beeper Mini, the cheeky app that dared to bring iMessage to Android.
Lawmakers think a law against stupid Apple fanboys is needed
Anti-Rich Moron law
US politicians are mulling new laws because Apple fanboys are too stupid to take their Vision Pro headsets off when they are driving.
Apple's Vision Pro is a plastic turkey
Plastic scratches easily and passwords require Apple store visit
The Apple Vision Pro is a bulky bit of mixed-reality kit, and that's because most of us thought it was made of posh materials like glass and aluminium.
Archetypal Apple fanboy arrested
Rich and incredibly stupid
A daft driver was caught red-handed by the cops after he tried to drive a Tesla with a £2,500 Apple gadget strapped to his face.
Chinese phone giant orders more Mate 70s
Cleaning Apple’s clock
Chinese phone giant Huawei plans to order more Mate 70s, its latest and greatest smartphone, to eliminate Apple and its iPhone 16 from the Chinese market.