Apple, Qualcomm fire lawyers, make up and kiss
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Nothing hurts any more...

The continuing dispute between Qualcomm and Apple has resulted in both giant firms stalling the divorce agreement and patching things up.

Apple is a Joffrey Lannister to free journalism
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Whimsical feudal lord who either doesn’t understand – or simply doesn’t care

Apple’s shift to focus on growing subscription revenues seems likely to be headed to a bigger regulatory confrontation in Europe.

Huawei open to flogging Apple its 5G chipsets
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It does not have to be Intel, MediaTek or Qualcomm

Huawei has denied holding talks with Apple over 5G chipsets a day after its founder said it was open to selling such chips to the US firm.

Microsoft joins Apple in dirty tricks campaign against Right to Repair
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Returns to its evil Volish ways

It appears that Microsoft has returned to its old evil ways and joined the fruity cargo-cult Apple fighting against Right to Repair legislation in the US.

Apple vs. Qualcomm trial begins
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Tuesday, 16 April 2019 12:20

Apple vs. Qualcomm trial begins


Billions of dollars at stake

The multi-billion dollar Apple and Qualcomm five-week court case has opened in San Diego that'll determine whether Qualcomm operates a smartphone modem chip monopoly and charges too much in licensing fees.

Five-star reviews for faulty iPhone charger
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Apple fanboys are soft targets

People are starting to question how a dodgy iPhone charger with a voltage irregularity that can cause permanent damage scored five-star reviews.

Apple faces another antitrust case in the EU
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Van der Valk
investigates


Dutch regulators said that they had opened an investigation into whether Apple has abused its market position by giving preferential treatment to its own apps.

Hey, Siri, why are Apple sales falling?
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Friday, 12 April 2019 12:06

Hey, Siri, why are Apple sales falling?


Credit Suisse says iPhone sales will drop 12 percent

Beancounters at Credit Suisse have predicted an even darker year for the fruity cargo-cult Apple with iPhone sales expected to decline 12.4 percent this year after last year's 3.2 percent drop.

Apple gets Exodus spyware
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Tuesday, 09 April 2019 11:47

Apple gets Exodus spyware


Following Android again

When the surveillance tool dubbed "Exodus" started appearing on Android, the Tame Apple Press made a big thing about how its favourite operating was safe.

Apple turns to muppets to code
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Monday, 08 April 2019 12:24

Apple turns to muppets to code


Bought to you by the acronym “FFS.”

Apple is proving that it should be let nowhere near television programming by announcing a TV programme for kids where muppets program software.