Foxconn will rescue Apple from trade war
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Wednesday, 12 June 2019 12:03

Foxconn will rescue Apple from trade war


We will just make iPhones outside China

Foxconn said that it will rescue its chum Apple from Trump’s out-of-control trade war.

Huawei: Ennui thought it was the zeitgeist
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Opinion: Mike Magee's Rave - War of the Worlds kicks off

I never in my wildest dreams – and my dreams are wild, by the way – that I considered that a headline could combine Mandarin, French, English and German. This one has.

Apple is killing the online advertising business
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It turns out those lock-ins have a knock-on effect

Over the last few years, Apple has quietly killed off the online advertising industry, and in iOS 13, it's kneecapping the digital marketing industry completely.

Apple continues repair witchhunt
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Friday, 07 June 2019 10:47

Apple continues repair witchhunt


Persecutes small businessman for crime of daring to fix broken iPhones

Despite being told by a Norwegian court that it had no case, the fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to sue a small businessperson into bankruptcy.

Apple’s “find my” feature will be a nightmare
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But still thinks it is great

Designers at fruity cargo cult Apple appear to have been sniffing the floor polish again after proudly showing off one of the potentially daftest features for an iPhone.

Apple takes 20 years to fix bug
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Thursday, 06 June 2019 11:07

Apple takes 20 years to fix bug


MacOS was vulnerable for all that time 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has repaired a bug which has been in its operating system for 20 years.

Macworld admits Apple has lost the plot
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Thursday, 06 June 2019 11:03

Macworld admits Apple has lost the plot


Cut and pastes Fudzilla arguments

You know that there is something wrong when a fanatical Apple fanboy rag like Macworld starts to use phrases to describe the fruity cargo cult which might have come from Fudzilla.

Apple orders developers to snub Google and Facebook
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Developers might have to obey if they want their app approved

Fruity cargo cult Apple is ordering developers who want to sell on its App store that they must always place its login button above Google or Facebook.

Apple surpases itself for pricing stupidity
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Wednesday, 05 June 2019 11:39

Apple surpases itself for pricing stupidity


$1000 for a monitor stand?  

The fruity cargo-cult Apple appears to be seeing how much cash it can screw out of its customers before they realise they have been had.

Apple comes up with a $6,000 cheese grater
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Design is something for other people

The fruity cargo cult Apple, which used to be known for its design over substance, has come up with a new Mac Pro design which looks like a cheese grater.