UK tech under siege as Wall Street looms
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Alphawave, Globaldata and Craneware may not stay British much longer

Three of Britain’s brightest tech stars could be heading for the exit this week as vultures circle the City and the London Stock Exchange continues to haemorrhage firms.

Alienware’s “Area-51 Brick Kit” is not a PC, it’s Lego
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It can't run Crysis 

The Grey Box Shifter Michael Dell's gaming brand Alienware has decided the world needs a Lego version of its Area-51 desktop and is flogging it for a whopping 9,999 ARP, or Alienware Reward Points, for those not neck-deep in Dell’s loyalty programme.

Sam Altman rolls his eyeball-scanning orb into the UK
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Silicon Valley’s favourite techno-futurist wants your iris

Sam Altman’s Worldcoin project has decided that what Britons need in 2025 is to queue up in London and have their eyeballs scanned by a shiny metal orb.

Siri stumbles as Apple botches AI race
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Apple Intelligence flounders while rivals eat its lunch

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is having a right old mess of it trying to make Siri less of a clueless digital butler and more like an actual AI assistant.

Microsoft's new Xbox handhelds aim at the Switch and Steam Deck
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Takes aim at the portable gaming throne with Windows 

Microsoft just waded into handheld gaming with both feet, taking direct aim at the Nintendo Switch 2 and Valve’s Steam Deck.