Apple finally invents Windows Vista, calls it “Liquid Glass”
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Tame Apple Press pretends it's new because WWDC is hot air

After nearly two decades of sniffing at Windows design choices, the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has decided it quite likes Aero Glass, rebranding the whole thing as “Liquid Glass” and parading it as a revolutionary new UI it just invented.

AMD slaps AI on its Ryzen Z2 chips
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Crams in NPUs while selling something for Steam Deck

AMD has bulked up its Ryzen Z2 handheld lineup with two fresh entries, one aimed at power users who think their console should run Crysis, and another for people happy with glorified calculators.

Apple drops more Intel Mac support in macOS Tahoe
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Job’s Mob continues its Intel purge

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has signalled it's nearly done with Intel Macs by slashing support for all but four of them in its upcoming macOS 26 release, codenamed Tahoe.

Apple's WWDC faceplant costs it $75 billion
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Job’s Mob proves it is not ready for the AI future or even the present

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple managed to wipe $75 billion from its market value during its own keynote circus, proving once again that hype is no substitute for actual product.

Huang says UK AI dream still running on fumes
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Billion-pound pledge won't fix years of underinvestment*

Nvidia boss Jensen Huang took the stage at London Tech Week and told the UK it’s miles behind on the digital infrastructure needed to make its AI ambitions real.