Zuckerberg says “meh” to Apple’s Vision Pro
Out-of-date, over-priced and nothing we have not already explored
Desperate to find a way to advertise Apple’s pointless VR specs, the Tame Apple Press has asked Mark Zuckerberg what he thinks of the technology and if he is ready to surrender his metaverse dreams to his superior Jobs’ Mob overlords.
That will ruin your day
A biotechnology company selling a $949 blood test that it bills as a "first of its kind" to detect cancer said it incorrectly informed about 400 customers that they might have the disease.
Apple shows off its Vision Pro specs
Late, out-of-date, impractical, and hideously over-priced
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has finally released a product for rich kids who were dropped on their heads by their nannies.
Meta releases Quest 3 VR headset
$499.99 headset arrives in Autumn
Meta has officially announced its Quest 3 VR headset in a post on Mark Zuckerberg's Instagram.
“Evil rating” level up
The US Food and Drugs Administration (FDA) has decided that despite a high death rate amongst his animal test subjects, it is ok for Elon [look at me] Musk to test installing chips into human brains.