Meta allows you to call for the death of Putin and Russian soldiers
Just no one else
It looks like you are allowed to call for the death of Tsar Putin and his imperialist stormtroopers on Facebook even if you still can’t demand the death of anyone else.
Facebook’s Meta moves might have killed the company
Lost half a trillion dollars
The cocaine nose jobs are shocked that social notworking outfit Facebook seems to have lost half a trillion dollars in market value since changing its name to Meta.
Meta backs down from Euro exit
It turns out too many people thought it was a good idea
The social notworking site formerly known as Facebook has denied throwing its toys out of the pram and threatening to leave Europe over its data retention laws.
EU worried about Facebook’s metaverse
Vestager wants to know more so she can regulate it
European Union authorities are a little worried about Facebook’s new metaverse plans and want to understand it better so they can regulate it.
Facebook threatens to pull out of EU
Unless it is allowed to break privacy law
Social notworking group Facebook is throwing its toys out of the pram and threatening to pull out of the EU unless it is allowed to break its GDPR laws.
Facebook plummets
Blames Apple
Facebook is blaming Apple as its shares plummeted 26 per cent, the biggest single-day slide in market value for a US company.
Meta builds AI supercomputer
What could go wrong?
Meta boffins are building a new artificial intelligence supercomputer that the company maintains will soon be the fastest in the world.
AMD downgraded
Piper Sandler is not optimistic
AMD was downgraded Thursday by Wall Street analysts Piper Sandler to neutral from overweight.
US government stands up to Big Tech
Senate Judiciary Committee bravely approved anti-trust measures
The US Senate Judiciary Committee on Thursday approved a bill that would bar tech giants like Amazon.com from giving preference to their own businesses on their websites, despite hefty lobbying from top executives like Apple Chief Executive Tim Cook.
Meta’s top spinner flees the building
Too many fires to put out
Meta's Vice President of Global Communications John Pinette has told colleagues that he is leaving the company, just as the company has several key PR disasters to handle.