Brain Corp shows off artificial brain, thinks it will clean up
Eeeeeeeek
An artificial brain called EMMA was officially launched today by the appropriately named Brain Corp.
Microsoft scores Tesla AI contract
Cloud based AI for cars
Software king of the world Microsoft has won a contract with Tesla OpenAI, the non-profit artificial intelligence (AI) research firm backed by Tesla Motors.
Nvidia signs up World Wide Technology
Deep learning, AI
World Wide Technology (WWT) said it has teamed with Nvidia to provide its customers with tech based on GPUs.
Yahoo develops AI anti-porn technology
Skynet gets Smut algorithm
Troubled search engine outfit Yahoo has been spending its money developing an algorithm which can spot porn at 20 paces.
Microsoft shows off its new artificial intelligence for Office
We know what you do in meetings
Microsoft has announced several new artificial intelligence (AI)-powered features for Office 365 and Dynamics 365 for Sales.
Nvidia's artificial intelligence goes on show
Welcome your new Nvidia overlords tiny humans
Nvidia’s CEO Jen-Hsun Huang told the assorted throngs at Nvidia's GPU Technology Conference (GTC) 2016 about his artificial intelligence plans.
Intel buys Movidius
It's that vision thing
Chip giant Intel said it will buy Movidius, a company that specialises in VR headets, drones and robots.
Apple claims it is already doing AI
Everyone else copied it
Apple has baffled those technology journalists who have not sold their souls to the fruity cargo cult by claiming that it is already doing AI and it is right up there with the big boys and girls.
Apple turns to made up products as cash cow gets stuck
Fantasyland
Yesterday Apple had a go at peddling a fantasy to reassure the world that its iPhone cash cow was not on its way out due to mad cow disease.
AI comes up with something vital
Beer
It seems that AI is finally doing something useful, rather than mucking around winning gameshows and pretending to be women on cheesy dating sites.