
Big Blue plummets further
Reaching limbo levels
IBM revenues fell for the 13th quarter and missed the fairly low expectations of the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street.

Apple press gears up for shock results
They will be great honestly
The Tame Apple Press is gearing up to spin tomorrow's financial results, even though there are some suggestions that they will not be that great.

Huawei makes a bomb
Who needs USA?
While everyone is moaning about the downturn of the smartphone industry, Huawei is seeing a 30 percent increase in revenue.

Intel does rather well in Q2 2015
But PC numbers still slide
The maker of chips and bits, Intel is doing better than the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street expected.

Samsung reports best profit in a year
Still declining
Samsung appears to be slowly headed out of trouble and is to report its best profits in a year.

Xiaomi ships 35 million smartphones in first half
Increased by 30 per cent
According to China-based display supplier, Xiaomi has managed to ship out over 35 million smartphones in the first half of this year.

Blackberry still can't get juiced up
Revenue falling
BlackBerry is still a long way from being out of the woods. The outfit reported worse-than-expected first-quarter financial results as phone sales continued their long slide.

Grand theft auto maker makes a killing
Take-Two Interactive strikes success
Grand theft auto maker Take-Two Interactive is reporting quarterly profit handily beat up the cocaine nose job of Wall Street estimates.

Symantec profit drops
Consumers don't want it
Antivirus and security software maker Symantec saw its quarterly profit and revenue missed what the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street expected.

Toshiba's accounts were a load of old Tosh
Shares fall as the investigators are called in
Toshiba second probe into its own accounting in two years wiped close to $2.5 billion off the Japanese industrial giant's market value.