Big Blue plummets further
Published in News
Tuesday, 21 July 2015 16:07

Big Blue plummets further


Reaching limbo levels

IBM revenues fell for the 13th quarter and missed the fairly low expectations of the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street.

Apple press gears up for shock results
Published in News
Monday, 20 July 2015 15:58

Apple press gears up for shock results


They will be great honestly

The Tame Apple Press is gearing up to spin tomorrow's financial results, even though there are some suggestions that they will not be that great.

Huawei makes a bomb
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 20 July 2015 11:03

Huawei makes a bomb


Who needs USA?

While everyone is moaning about the downturn of the smartphone industry, Huawei is seeing a 30 percent increase in revenue. 

Intel does rather well in Q2 2015
Published in PC Hardware
Thursday, 16 July 2015 10:58

Intel does rather well in Q2 2015


But PC numbers still slide

The maker of chips and bits, Intel is doing better than the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street expected.

Samsung reports best profit in a year
Published in News
Tuesday, 07 July 2015 11:41

Samsung reports best profit in a year


Still declining

Samsung appears to be slowly headed out of trouble and is to report its best profits in a year.

Xiaomi ships 35 million smartphones in first half
Published in Mobiles


Increased by 30 per cent

According to China-based display supplier, Xiaomi has managed to ship out over 35 million smartphones in the first half of this year.

Blackberry still can't get juiced up
Published in News
Tuesday, 23 June 2015 16:42

Blackberry still can't get juiced up


Revenue falling

BlackBerry is still a long way from being out of the woods. The outfit reported worse-than-expected first-quarter financial results as phone sales continued their long slide.

Grand theft auto maker makes a killing
Published in Gaming
Tuesday, 19 May 2015 12:41

Grand theft auto maker makes a killing


Take-Two Interactive strikes success

Grand theft auto maker Take-Two Interactive is reporting quarterly profit handily beat up the cocaine nose job of Wall Street estimates.

Symantec profit drops
Published in News
Friday, 15 May 2015 10:53

Symantec profit drops


Consumers don't want it

Antivirus and security software maker Symantec saw its quarterly profit and revenue missed what the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street expected.

Toshiba's accounts were a load of old Tosh
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Shares fall as the investigators are called in

Toshiba second probe into its own accounting in two years wiped close to $2.5 billion off the Japanese industrial giant's market value.