Tesla Bot as pointless and over hyped as anything else Musk has done
Such a long way from useful you need a rocket to get there
Elon [look at me] Musk is expected to unveil a prototype of his Optimus robot tommorrow which he tried to convince us last August would be a cheap robot which will be in every house and do mundane tasks.
Musk bonked Brin’s missus
Which was why they fell out
Tesla CEO Elon [look at me] Musk was the cause of the break-up between Sergey Brin and Nicole Shanahan.
Tesla losing billions in China crisis
Musk’s mastery on show
Tesla’s new car factories in Texas and Berlin are "losing billions of dollars" as they struggle to increase production because of a shortage of batteries and China port issues, according to Chief Executive Elon Musk.
Elon Musk forces Tesla execs back to office
Minimum 40 hours a week
The king of Tesla, Elon Musk, is forcing its executive staff back to the office.
Expensive Teslas don’t even come with a charger
You have to push them
In a move which copies Apple, Tesla has stopped selling chargers for its electric cars meaning that users will have to spend even more money if they expect their expensive piles of junk to move.
Tesla did ignore Owen Diaz's racial abuse
But judge lowers the fine because it was a bit high
US District Judge William Orrick has rejected Tesla's argument that it isn't liable to Owen Diaz.
Tesla slams Chinese report quoting its VP saying it is off targets
We decide if we are off target not our own vice president
Tesla denied a report by Chinese think tank EV100 that quoted the US automaker's vice president as saying that its Shanghai factory was on track to meet its goal of making 500,000 vehicles this year as "inaccurate".
VW wants to take on Tesla
Triumph of the will
Vollkswagen is planning to take on Tesla in a key electric vehicle (EV) battleground – power infrastructure.
Tesla sued for failing to fulfil technology promise
You mean they will not have human androids out by the end of the year?
Elon Musk is famous for becoming a little too enthusiastic about his technology’s potential, this year he even claimed he would have a human android which was affordable available. However it appears his mouth might have got him into trouble down under.
Tesla unveils Dojo supercomputer tech
Apparently calculated the existence of rice pudding and income tax before it was switched on
At its AI Day, Tesla unveiled its Dojo supercomputer technology in a move to show off its growing in-house chip design talent.