Microsoft confirms it has bought GitHub
Published in News
Tuesday, 05 June 2018 10:19

Microsoft confirms it has bought GitHub


For 7.5 billion

As rumoured, Microsoft has confirmed that it has acquired code repository website GitHub for $7.5 in Volish stock.

Microsoft thinking of buying Github
Published in News
Monday, 04 June 2018 10:01

Microsoft thinking of buying Github

Love at first bite 

Microsoft held talks in the past few weeks to acquire software developer platform GitHub and is even rumoured to have already bought the outfit without announcing it.

Microsoft now more valuable than Alphabet
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Return of the Vole

Microsoft's value has surged 40 percent over the past 12 months to become more valuable than Alphabet.

Microsoft scores a spooky cloud deal
Published in News
Monday, 28 May 2018 11:37

Microsoft scores a spooky cloud deal


Spooks get Azure for normally black ops.

Microsoft has scored a lucrative cloud deal with the US intelligence community worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

Microsoft developing a tool to fix malfunctioning AI
Published in AI


Been watching Westworld

It appears that the software boffins at Microsoft have been watching Westworld and realised that they could have a problem on their hands if AI gets out of control.

The world is a computer claims Microsoft
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 23 May 2018 11:12

The world is a computer claims Microsoft


Blue screen of death becomes more problematic

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has been telling anyone who listens that the "world is now a computer" and if we start thinking that way we will transform everything.

Microsoft and Google find new CPU bug
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 22 May 2018 11:27

Microsoft and Google find new CPU bug


Fix will slow you down even more

Microsoft and Google are jointly disclosing a new CPU security vulnerability that's similar to the Meltdown and Spectre flaws that were revealed earlier this year.

Gates dilates on Trump
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Monday, 21 May 2018 10:26

Gates dilates on Trump


Trump can't tell two different sexual diseases apart but knew a lot about Gates' daughter

Software King of the World Sir William Gates III has angered Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump's cheerleaders by pointing out that the president has a problem when it comes to spotting his sexually transmitted diseases but knew rather a lot about Gate's daughter Jennifer.

Microsoft plans low-cost Surface tablets
Published in PC Hardware
Thursday, 17 May 2018 11:11

Microsoft plans low-cost Surface tablets


Will have USB-C connectivity,

Microsoft plans to launch a line of lower-cost Surface tablets as soon as the second half of 2018 as part of a cunning plan to help Microsoft improve its market share.

Qualcomm backs Microsoft’s IoT plans
Published in AI
Wednesday, 09 May 2018 10:46

Qualcomm backs Microsoft’s IoT plans


Working together on developer kit


Qualcomm Technologies and Microsoft have announced that they are working together to help customers and developers quickly create IoT solutions like home monitoring cameras, enterprise security cameras and smart home devices that use on-device vision artificial intelligence (AI) in retail, manufacturing and logistics applications.