Microsoft changes Windows 10 icons
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Friday, 21 February 2020 09:07

Microsoft changes Windows 10 icons


Iconoclasm never ended well

Microsoft is rolling out updates to the icons for Windows 10's core apps over the months ahead, starting with the Calendar and Mail apps in a new Release Preview for Windows Insiders in the Fast ring.

Microsoft’s Turing-NLG AI is so scary they will not let it out of the lab
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Clippy will start searching for Sarah Conner

Software King of the World Microsoft is sitting on a new AI language model which is so scary it is not letting it out of the lab.

IBM snubs Microsoft Teams
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Tuesday, 11 February 2020 11:10

IBM snubs Microsoft Teams


Cuts it some Slack instead

Big Blue has snubbed Microsoft's Microsoft Teams and chosen Slack for its more than 350,000 employees it what is being seen as a big test for the software.

Bill Gates is not buying a super yacht
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Tuesday, 11 February 2020 10:07

Bill Gates is not buying a super yacht


Bizarre rumour debunked

Over the weekend the interweb tubes were blocked by a story that software King of the World Sir William Gates the III was splashing out on a huge hydrogen-powered superyacht which has turned out to be totally made up.

Windows 7 refuses to shut down
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Monday, 10 February 2020 11:24

Windows 7 refuses to shut down


You don't have permission

While Microsoft has done its best to kill off Windows 7, a new bug in the software suggests that it does not want to die.

Microsoft’s borked Windows 10 search excuse was rubbish
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Here is what we did to fix it

Last week, searching in Windows 10 was borked, with a black bar showing where search results should be, even for those who tried to perform a local search of their files.

Microsoft continues growth
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Thursday, 30 January 2020 12:36

Microsoft continues growth


Has Wall Street in its hands

Software King of the World Microsoft reported quarterly sales and profit that beat Wall Street expectations, driven by the first acceleration of Azure cloud computing revenue growth in eight quarters amid a pitched battle with Amazon.com cloud unit.

Dead Windows 7 gets another security patch
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Tuesday, 28 January 2020 09:52

Dead Windows 7 gets another security patch


To fix a borked wallpaper job

Microsoft has issued a surprise patch for Windows 7 after saying it would never ever do that again.

Here is the strange case of a Microsoft subsidiary
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Worthless and then suddenly worth $30.4 billion

After nearly 12 years the IRS can start to wrap up its tax audit of Software King of the World Microsoft connected to the strange case of the Puerto Rico subsidiary.

Apple finally removes support for Flash
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Friday, 24 January 2020 10:29

Apple finally removes support for Flash


Now the ghost of Steve Jobs will have to find another reason why Safari keeps breaking

More than a decade ago, Apple's High Priest Steve Jobs moaned that Flash was responsible for things breaking in his software.  Now, it seems Apple is ending all connection with the software which appears to have outlasted Jobs himself.