
Biden meets top tech firms
Apparently they will help sort out Open source
The White House will meet executives from leading tech firms, including Google, Biggish Blue, Vole, Facebook, Jobs’ Mob, Oracle and Amazon.

Apple loses another chip expert
It just can’t keep them
While the Tame Apple Press claims that Jobs’ Mob is about to replace Intel as the world’s top chip maker, the fruity cargo cult can’t keep experienced personnel.

Qualcomm teams up with Microsoft on AR specs
Showing off at CES
Qualcomm is working with Microsoft on custom chips that would control lightweight augmented reality glasses for use by both consumers and businesses for metaverse apps.

Year 2022 bug hits Microsoft exchange
Servers stop delivering mail
Microsoft Exchange on-premise servers cannot deliver email starting on 1 January, 2022, due to a "Year 2022" bug in the FIP-FS anti-malware scanning engine.

Microsoft discovered bug in Azure app source code
NotLegit flaw found by Wiz
Microsoft has notified earlier this month a select group of Azure customers impacted by a recently discovered bug that exposed the source code of their Azure web apps since at least September 2017.

EU gives Microsoft thumbs up on Nuance
Nothing Volish going on
The European Commission has approved Microsoft's $19.7 billion bid to buy Nuance.

Steve Ballmer wanted Cortana to be called Bingo
More Microsoft branded
The much missed, shy and retiring, delightfully understated former Microsoft CEO Steve “there’s a kind of hush” Ballmer wanted to call Voles Cortana AI “Bingo.”

Boeing wants to build planes in the metaverse
At least when they crash no one will die
In Boeing's factory of the future, immersive 3-D engineering designs will be twinned with robots that speak to each other, while mechanics around the world will be linked by $3,500 HoloLens headsets made by Microsoft.

Cloud is starting to break the internet
I canna hold her captain
Increasing dependence on cloud structures are starting to hurt the internet infrastructure, according to NBC news.

Microsoft gets EU blessing for Nuance
All your AI speech are belong to Vole
Microsoft will get unconditional EU antitrust approval for its $16 billion bid for artificial intelligence and speech technology company Nuance.