Big Windows 11 update rolls out
Can run Android apps in the US
Microsoft is releasing its first big update to Windows 11 today, which includes a public preview of Android apps on Windows 11 at least in the US.
Microsoft managers want their staff back in the office
Getting the white boards ready
Software King of the World Microsoft has warned its worker Voles that they will need to be back in the office next month to hear their managers give long dull speeches about kicking balls running and paradigms.
Microsoft attempts to sooth regulators with App store changes
You know we are not as evil as Apple these days?
While Apple is facing huge fines over its App store policy, the software king of the world Microsoft has launched a new set of principles which make it appear kind.
Microsoft will tell you how green your PC is
One of three new updates on Windows 11
Software King of the World Microsoft is bringing in three new features in Windows 11, including one which tells you how good your PC is for polar bears and the planet.
Microsoft denies killing its HoloLens
“It is doing great”
Despite rumours based on sources within the Volehill, Microsoft has denied killing off its HoloLens.
Apple must be stopped says Microsoft
Kill all its Horcruxes or it will just keep screwing over the world
Software King of the World Microsoft says that Apple needs to be stopped otherwise it will think its evil anti-trust actions are ok.
Big Tech should pay if its punters are scammed
UK government investigates
Big tech companies who carry scam adverts should be forced to reimburse victims, UK MPs have said.
Windows needs eight hours to update properly
My PC seems to be chatting to Vole a lot
Windows PCs will spend rather a long time talking to Seattle, according to the Microsoft IT Pro Blog.
FTC investigating Vole's purchase of Activision Blizzard
Toxic monopoly
The FTC said it is going to have a look at Microsoft's $68.7 billion acquisition of "Call of Duty" maker Activision Blizzard.
Microsoft says that there is plenty of growth in its cloud
Record profits
Software King of the World Microsoft reassured investors that its cloud business was growing after it reported less-than-stellar growth in its cloud business.