Intel cleans its old partner’s clock

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple made a big thing of the fact that it was replacing Intel Chips with its own technology.

Appeal a ruling that lets Jobs Mob do what it likes

Attorneys general for 34 US states and the District of Columbia have appealed against a ruling that let the fruity cargo continue some restrictive practices in its App store.

MacOS 12.3 beta breaks access to rival clouds

Mac users might have some difficulty using Dropbox or Microsoft OneDrive to sync files on a Mac.

Wall Street warns it is not good news

The Tame Apple Press has been praising Apple’s cleverness in overcoming the global chips supply-chain shortage, when it should be really concerned about the cost of Job's Mob's success.

We can’t call them bug fixes because Apple is not saying what they are

Apple released several new operating system updates to the public: iOS 15.3, iPadOS 15.3, macOS Monterey 12.2, watchOS 8.4, tvOS 15.3, and HomePod Software 15.3 but while we know that they are bug fixes and security updates, Jobs’ Mob is only giving vague details. 

She claims he is the mother of her children

Apple boss Tim Cook appears to be being stalked by an armed woman who claims he is the father of her children.

$5.6 million a week 

The Dutch competition authority has fined Apple $5.6 million for failing to comply with conditions by refusing local dating apps to make user of third party payment technology in their apps.

Senate Judiciary Committee bravely approved anti-trust measures

The US Senate Judiciary Committee on Thursday approved a bill that would bar tech giants like Amazon.com from giving preference to their own businesses on their websites, despite hefty lobbying from top executives like Apple Chief Executive Tim Cook.

Stop embarrassing Apple by showing its weaknesses on foldable phones

Now that news is starting leak out about Apple’s over-priced AR the Tame Apple Press is lowering its credibility by marketing it and rubbishing the competition.  

Security problem waiting to happen

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been insisting that its phones operating ancient technology and now the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) is begging it to stop.