
US government investigates Apple’s patent theft
Apple partnership appears to be a two-edged sword.
The United States International Trade Commission today announced that it has launched an investigation into allegations that Apple infringed on patents owned by Aqua Connect.

Apple sounds Indian retreat
Backs down after spat
The Tame Apple Press ran a story about how wonderful its favourite fruity tax-dodger had agreed to help to the Indian government to develop an anti-spam mobile application for its iOS platform.

Iphone X face recognition insecure
You probably were not expecting this
The “killer app” on the overpriced iPhone X, its facial recognition system, has a glaring security hole caused by poor programming.

Full screen iPhones out next year
Apple milks dying cash cow
Fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple is continuing to keep its dying cash-cow on life support with two screens.

iPhone X has yet more problems
Ears to you, Mrs. Robinson
There seem to be more local problems popping up on Apple’s latest super expensive iPhone X.

iPhone X can’t handle British winter
Expensive phone freezes
British Apple fanboys who emptied their bank accounts to buy Apple’s hugely overpriced gadget are finding that it cannot handle the cold British weather.

Apple will invent Google Glass by 2020
Will not plug it into the iPhone because it might not be around
Fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple is going to invent Google Glass by 2020, but sees it as a device which will not connect to a phone.

AMD’s Koduri will be missed
Great Architect of the graphics business has great sense of humour
The news that Raja Koduri has quit AMD didn’t come as a complete surprise to us because of his sabbatical announced some time ago.

Israelis claim Apple nicked their camera technology
Saving money on R&D
The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has been accused of stealing technology from a small Israeli company and declaring that it invented it.

Apple tax dodges mentioned in Paradise Papers
Sidestepped Irish tax increases
The Paradise Papers have revealed some of the Fruity Cargo cult Apple’s dodgy deals to avoid paying the ridiculously low Irish taxes.