
Intel boasts chip package the size of a dinner plate
Trying to make AI chips big enough to solve Moore's Law
Troubled Chipzilla used the IEEE Electronic Components and Packaging Technology Conference to brag about new packaging tech that glues together processors into something massive enough to satisfy AI’s silicon lust.

UK tech under siege as Wall Street looms
Alphawave, Globaldata and Craneware may not stay British much longer
Three of Britain’s brightest tech stars could be heading for the exit this week as vultures circle the City and the London Stock Exchange continues to haemorrhage firms.

It can't run Crysis
The Grey Box Shifter Michael Dell's gaming brand Alienware has decided the world needs a Lego version of its Area-51 desktop and is flogging it for a whopping 9,999 ARP, or Alienware Reward Points, for those not neck-deep in Dell’s loyalty programme.

Silicon Valley’s favourite techno-futurist wants your iris
Sam Altman’s Worldcoin project has decided that what Britons need in 2025 is to queue up in London and have their eyeballs scanned by a shiny metal orb.

Siri stumbles as Apple botches AI race
Apple Intelligence flounders while rivals eat its lunch
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is having a right old mess of it trying to make Siri less of a clueless digital butler and more like an actual AI assistant.