Apple flubs its own AI support list
Manages to confuse everyone with one tiny edit
Someone at the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been tinkering with its Apple Intelligence pages again, and the result is the usual delightfully shambolic mess.
Brussels lines up Alphabet for another kicking
EU watchdogs reckon Google has been fiddling with news rankings again
Brussels is sharpening its knives for Alphabet with a fresh probe into how Google ranks news outlets in search results.
Oracle spooks markets with AI binge
Heavy debts rattle investors already twitchy about runaway AI spending
Oracle has taken a wallop as tech stocks and bonds tank, landing far harder than its Big Tech pals thanks to its colossal borrowing spree to muscle into the AI circus, which has rattled the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street something fierce.
Amazon and Microsoft backs chip limits as Nvidia gets squeezed
Fancy first dibs on AI silicon
Brown box shifter Amazon is standing next to the software King of the World, Microsoft, in cheering new US laws that would clip Nvidia’s exports to China.
Apple sells a knitted phone sock for the price of hardware
Only Apple could glorify a pouch as a lifestyle revolution.
The fruity cargo cultists in Cupertino have teamed up with fashion house ISSEY MIYAKE to unveil the iPhone Pocket, which is essentially a knitted phone sock costing more than a halfway decent budget handset.