
Mississippi law forces Bluesky to track kids
Social media age law demands surveillance lawmakers (probably) didn’t think through
Social notworking outfit, Bluesky has cut off access to everyone in Mississippi thanks to a sweeping new state law that not only demands age verification for social media users but forces platforms to track the movements and activity of minors.

Glorious people’s government secures ten per cent of Intel
10 per cent of capitalist chipmaker Intel brought into public ownership
In a heroic triumph of state planning over market chaos, the United States people’s government has secured a 10 per cent ownership stake in the formerly unaccountable capitalist chip monopoly, Intel, transforming it into a partially nationalised asset under the watchful guidance of President Donald Trump and Secretary of Commerce Comrade Howard Lutnick.

Instagram tops the list of privacy nightmares
Meta’s chat platforms lead Webshare’s hall of shame for leaky apps
Meta’s Instagram DMs have been named the least private digital service in a damning new study from proxy company Webshare.

US giants queue up for TSMC's Arizona silicon
TSMC's stateside fabs are in hot demand
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, Supermicro, Nvidia, and Broadcom are all shoving each other to the front of the queue for production capacity at TSMC’s Arizona factory.

Google dumps Samsung for TSMC on Pixel 10
G5 processor gets built on N3P as Pixel shifts foundry strategy
Google has ditched Samsung as the maker of its Tensor chips and signed up with TSMC.

AMD Radeon RX 9070 XT joins the GPU BBQ club
16-pin connectors proving they’re a fire hazard
AMD’s Radeon RX 9070 XT has entered the melting connector hall of shame after a user on Reddit managed to cook their 16-pin power cable trying to run an ASRock Taichi OC model on a questionable PSU setup.

Nvidia pulls plug on China-only H20 GPU
Nvidia backs away as Chinese market turns sour
Nvidia appears to be winding down its H20 GPU line for China, as the economic and political winds continue to blow straight in its face.

Nvidia tapes out Rubin chips
Huang reckons Rubin will reshape compute from the ground up
Nvidia supreme dalek Jensen Huang has confirmed that his outfit is already elbows-deep in its next big AI architecture, Rubin, which is apparently going to be a full-blown “revolution” for the compute world.

Apple exec accused of creating a toxic hellhole
Star fitness VP at Job’s Mob allegedly bullied staff and got protected
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s golden fitness guru Jay Blahnik [pictured], once hailed as the genius behind the Apple Watch’s double entendre “Close Your Rings” gimmick, has found himself at the centre of a growing storm over claims of bullying, sexual harassment, and general workplace toxicity.

Aussie boffins get quantum gates running on a single atom
Sydney team cracks GKP code using harmonic motion in a trapped ion
Quantum researchers at the University of Sydney Nano Institute have emerged from their smoke filled labs having built a working entangling logic gate using just one atom and a fiendishly complicated error-correcting code known as the Gottesman-Kitaev-Preskill (GKP) scheme.