EU slaps Apple and Meta with landmark DMA fines
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Trump screams extortion

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been handed a €500 million ($570 million) slap by EU regulators, with Facebook flogger Meta coughing up €200 million, in the first real show of teeth under the bloc’s Digital Markets Act.

Tech supply chains are buckling
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Tuesday, 15 April 2025 09:53

Tech supply chains are buckling


Prices likely to spike, analysts warn

Tech manufacturing lines are buckling, which could mean prices are set to rise, analysts have warned.

Tariff truce for Big Tech will be short-lived
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Trump gives imports a breather, but it won't last

The Tame Apple Press celebrated on Friday after Donald Trump announced that tariffs on Big Tech giants would be temporarily suspended – only to have its hopes dashed 24 hours later.

Trump axes ex-CISA chief Krebs’ clearance
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Revenge is a dish best served very cold

Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump has signed a presidential memorandum stripping former CISA director Chris Krebs of any active security clearance and triggering a sweeping review into the cybersecurity agency's conduct during his tenure.

Trump caves on Nvidia crackdown after $1m Mar-a-Lago knees-up
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China export curbs on H20 AI chips safe

Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s White House has quietly shelved a looming crackdown on Nvidia’s H20 chip exports to China, just days after the GPU peddler’s CEO Jensen Huang dined at Mar-a-Lago — where seats went for a $1 million a head.

Razer yanks Blade 16 preorders from US site
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Wednesday, 09 April 2025 09:41

Razer yanks Blade 16 preorders from US site


Trump’s tariff hammer sends gaming kit into digital limbo

Razer has pulled the plug on US preorders for its upcoming Blade 16 and other laptops, just days after Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s latest tariff barrage on Chinese, Taiwanese, and other tech supply sources sent ripples through the hardware industry.

Microsoft confirms ditching $1 billion Ohio data centre dreams
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Trump’s tariff tantrum sends Vole scurrying

The Software King of the World, Microsoft has confirmed that it is binning its $1 billion data centre plans for Ohio, quietly folding under pressure from Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s latest wave of tech tariffs.

Trump's tariffs force Framework to yank laptops from US store
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Taiwan import tax turns budget gear into a money-loser

Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s latest tariff bomb has claimed its first public tech casualty—Framework has pulled two Laptop 13 models from its US store, citing cold, hard economics.

Trump's Signal scandal festers
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Tuesday, 08 April 2025 09:57

Trump's Signal scandal festers


White House blames Apple

The White House points fingers at the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple's iPhone for the recent Signalgate debacle. Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg was mistakenly added to a sensitive Signal group chat.

Trump’s tariffs torch big tech
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Monday, 07 April 2025 11:41

Trump’s tariffs torch big tech


Silicon Valley in melt down

Big Tech just got a bloody nose thanks to Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s latest trade war tantrum.