Nvidia replaces Chipzilla in Dow Jones Industrial Average
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AI Boom kicks off the old dinosaur 

In a significant reshuffle of the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA), Nvidia is set to replace Intel, reflecting the boom in artificial intelligence (AI) and a significant shift in the semiconductor industry.

Apple shrugs off €10 Billion EU tax charge
Published in News
Friday, 01 November 2024 10:06

Apple shrugs off €10 Billion EU tax charge


Still makes a profit who cares?

Legions of Apple fanboys who insist on buying its products propped up the fruity cargo cult despite its one-time €10.2 billion tax charge linked to a long-standing European tax ruling

Apple's new MacBook Pro "refreshed"
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Thursday, 31 October 2024 11:20

Apple's new MacBook Pro "refreshed"


Better chips otherwise, the same

Jobs' Mob has rolled out its latest updates to the MacBook Pro lineup with more powerful chips, and… er that is it.  

CD PROJEKT RED bringing Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition to Mac
Published in Gaming


On all new devices powered by the M4 chips

CD PROJEKT RED has announced that Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition will be coming to Mac devices running on M4 family of chips.

Apple rumoured to be interested in buying Intel
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Wednesday, 30 October 2024 11:31

Apple rumoured to be interested in buying Intel


Sharks are circling

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the fruity cargo cult Apple is considering writing a cheque for Intel's decaying corpse.

The Apple M4 Pro SoC is out
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Wednesday, 30 October 2024 10:26

The Apple M4 Pro SoC is out


Midrange abilities, top-of-the-range prices

The fruity cargo cult Apple is showing off its latest M4 Pro SoC which the Tame Apple Press is claiming to be a cure for cancer.

Jobs' Mob shrinks Mac Mini
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 30 October 2024 09:47

Jobs' Mob shrinks Mac Mini


And wallets

In its latest round of updates, the fruity cargo cult Apple, has pimped up the Mac Mini, a product that was long overdue for a refresh since its last appearance in January 2023.

Apple announces new iMac with M4 chip
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Tuesday, 29 October 2024 11:35

Apple announces new iMac with M4 chip


Same design but with an "array of gorgeous new colors"

Apple has officially announced the new iMac, equipping it with the M4 SoC and giving it access to Apple Intelligence. Of course, Apple did not bother to change the design, but it did give it a few connectivity updates, a new nano-texture glass option for the 24-inch 4.5K Retina screen, and a new 12MP front camera.

Meta sets its sights on rivalling Google and Bing with new search engine
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Quietly working on webcrawling

Meta is now setting its sights on building a search engine to compete with giants like Google and Bing.

Apple intelligence is delayed in Europe until Christmas
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Europeans are far too intelligent to accept this

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is starting to release products with its over-hyped  “Apple Intelligence” features, but it looks like it will not be seen in Europe until the end of the year.