Jobs’ Mob complains they were “commercially sensitive”

India's antitrust body has taken the unusual step of recalling two reports detailing competition law breaches by Apple after the tech giant complained that it had disclosed commercial secrets to competitors.

You probably were not expecting this

In a move that will surprise absolutely no one, the fruity cargo-cult Apple has decided to delay the release of its over-hyped Apple Intelligence.

Tame Apple Press is furious

AMD has introduced its latest Ryzen AI chips, built on the new Zen 5 architecture. The company believes these chips outperform Apple's M3 and M3 Pro chips and journalists who defend Apple are angry.

M5 processor

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that TSMC is testing its 2nm manufacturing process technology.

Could not even sell 100,000

It arrived over-hyped and obscenely overpriced, yet the fruity cargo cult Apple was convinced its users were stupid enough to buy it. However, it turns out that not even Apple fanboys were that dumb to splash out on the Vision Pro.  

If you are that intelligent you probably will not

The fruity cargo cult Apple has told its legions of fanboys that they will never get any AI features unless they fork out more dosh for the latest machines.

Please give it to use for free while we work out a way to do you over

While Microsoft had to pay $10 billion for its OpenAI deal, the fruity cargo cult Apple seems to be getting it for free.

It is called Apple Intelligence

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is trying to hide its long-standing lagging in the AI race by pretending to have invented it.

iOS 18 with heavy focus on AI

Apple has sent out invites for its annual developers conference (WWDC) scheduled for June 10. The event will be held at Apple Park and will be all about iOS 18 and its heavy focus on AI

At least on a prototype

Fruity cargo cult Apple saw the success of the computer game Tetris and said “we will be having some of that” and bashed out a clone.