Apple finally invents Windows Vista, calls it “Liquid Glass”
Tame Apple Press pretends it's new because WWDC is hot air
After nearly two decades of sniffing at Windows design choices, the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has decided it quite likes Aero Glass, rebranding the whole thing as “Liquid Glass” and parading it as a revolutionary new UI it just invented.
AMD slaps AI on its Ryzen Z2 chips
Crams in NPUs while selling something for Steam Deck
AMD has bulked up its Ryzen Z2 handheld lineup with two fresh entries, one aimed at power users who think their console should run Crysis, and another for people happy with glorified calculators.
Apple drops more Intel Mac support in macOS Tahoe
Job’s Mob continues its Intel purge
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has signalled it's nearly done with Intel Macs by slashing support for all but four of them in its upcoming macOS 26 release, codenamed Tahoe.
Apple's WWDC faceplant costs it $75 billion
Job’s Mob proves it is not ready for the AI future or even the present
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple managed to wipe $75 billion from its market value during its own keynote circus, proving once again that hype is no substitute for actual product.
Huang says UK AI dream still running on fumes
Billion-pound pledge won't fix years of underinvestment*
Nvidia boss Jensen Huang took the stage at London Tech Week and told the UK it’s miles behind on the digital infrastructure needed to make its AI ambitions real.
US tech goes bargain shopping in Blighty
Trio of billion-dollar raids signal UK market’s vulnerability
As we predicted, three American tech outfits went on a bargain hunt and snapped up British firms which were as cheap as vinegar-splashed chips.
Intel vets break ranks to build the biggest, baddest CPU
Startup dares to outgun Chipzilla with RISC-V tech
A group of former top Chipzilla engineers have ditched the corporate safety net to build what they claim will be "the biggest, baddest CPU in the world."
Intel boasts chip package the size of a dinner plate
Trying to make AI chips big enough to solve Moore's Law
Troubled Chipzilla used the IEEE Electronic Components and Packaging Technology Conference to brag about new packaging tech that glues together processors into something massive enough to satisfy AI’s silicon lust.
UK tech under siege as Wall Street looms
Alphawave, Globaldata and Craneware may not stay British much longer
Three of Britain’s brightest tech stars could be heading for the exit this week as vultures circle the City and the London Stock Exchange continues to haemorrhage firms.
Alienware’s “Area-51 Brick Kit” is not a PC, it’s Lego
It can't run Crysis
The Grey Box Shifter Michael Dell's gaming brand Alienware has decided the world needs a Lego version of its Area-51 desktop and is flogging it for a whopping 9,999 ARP, or Alienware Reward Points, for those not neck-deep in Dell’s loyalty programme.