Claims it is the world's smallest GSMA-compliant eSIM

Infineon Technologies has claimed to have created the world's smallest GSMA-compliant eSIM solution.

Hardware share prices crash

In a moment of true stupidity, Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs created a panic in NASDAQ shares yesterday after it was revealed that a Chinese AI upstart had managed to get an AI running with less hardware and power than the West.

Newegg has them listed

Nvidia's flagship GeForce RTX 5090 and 5080 cards will be available on 30 January at 6 am.

Claims to be on it

Members of the Apple fruity cargo cult are incandescent with rage after the alarms on their shiny toys stop working. This means that many of them are sleeping and missing work.  

Flogged cloud and AI to the IDF

A leaked document from Israel’s Defense Ministry and files acquired from Microsoft’s Israeli subsidiary show that the software king of the world has been deeply involved in the Gaza conflict.

GeForce driver support future uncertain

Tom’s Hardware has noticed that Nvidia's release notes for CUDA 12.8 show Maxwell, Pascal, and Volta GPUs are set to transition to the legacy driver branch and will self-identify as “dead as a dodo.”

Made some minor changes to Linux code

A team of boffins has emerged from their smoke-filled labs with a string of Linux code that they think can save 30 per cent on a data centre's power bill.

Bytedance still involved 

A new plan which would keep TikTok available in the US, but under the control of a group of companies including Oracle and Microsoft is being negotiated by the White House.

Stand tall son

Tech billionaire Bryan Johnson (right), who is obsessed with trying to live forever via an elaborate anti-ageing regimen, has shared his teenage son’s very personal data online.

Making a killing in an area which is unpopular with the White House

Swasticar maker Elon [look at me] Musk is in a bit of a bind as new numbers show that his firms are making a fortune out of clean energy and now can store it.