China grabs Trump by the Apples
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Tuesday, 15 November 2016 11:37

China grabs Trump by the Apples


Jobs' Mob will suffer in any trade war 

The Chinese government has threatened to ban iPhones and US cars from China if 'naive' Donald Trump starts a trade war with the glorious People’s Republic.

Russians admit secret communications with Trump team
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Protecting our investment

Senior Russian officials have admitted being in secret communication with Donald Trump and providing him with instructions during the US election.

Tech companies spent a fortune on Clinton
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Thursday, 10 November 2016 14:51

Tech companies spent a fortune on Clinton


When the future’s orange

If you wonder why technology companies are fuming at the election result, it is probably because they spend a small fortune trying to get Hillary Clinton elected.

Tech companies fear encryption could be outlawed
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Trump’s promise to get tough with tech

The surprise election of the Donald, Prince of Orange in the US election, is alarming tech-companies which are worried that he could kill off encryption.

Immigrate to Canada site falls over
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Wednesday, 09 November 2016 10:37

Immigrate to Canada site falls over


Escaping the Orange revolution

The Canadian government’s immigration website crashed as thousands of Americans fearing the nation’s decision to elect its first Orange president tried to escape across the northern border to escape the new tyranny.

Blockchain has zero chance claims Xero bloke
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Too much Trumping and spying means we can't have nice things

The CEO and founder of cloud accountancy software giant Xero thinks blockchain is doomed to failure because of "surveillance culture and tribalism" in the financial industry.

US certain that WikiLeaks is part of Putin’s propaganda machine
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Assange’s US hate has got the better of him

Remember the days when Wikileaks did decent work and provided a valid channel for whistleblowers? Well it looks like those days have long gone and the outfit has become a tool of Tsar Putin’s propaganda machine.

Pro-Trump hackers try to silence the press
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Monday, 03 October 2016 14:40

Pro-Trump hackers try to silence the press


Bury bad news under a denial of service attack

It seems that there is a crew of hackers which is determined to keep bad news about the orange misogynist tax-dodger out of the press.

Trump claims DNC hack conducted by a fattie sitting on his bed
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Not my friend Tsar Putin


In last night’s debate, comedy candidate Donald Trump claimed that the hack of the democrats was carried out by a “400 pound" fatty sitting on his bed.”

Oculus Rift secretly funds Donald Trump
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Friday, 23 September 2016 12:17

Oculus Rift secretly funds Donald Trump


Founder finances anti-Clinton defamation campaign

Oculus founder Palmer Luckey, has backed a pro-Trump political organisation called Nimble America that is dedicated to "shitposting" and spreading inflammatory memes about Hillary Clinton.