Lizard on Board

Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently part of the Lizard inspired illuminati cover-up of the 9/11 terrorist plot.

Only one hacker a month arrested

Despite 100,000 cyber crimes being committed every year UK coppers only caught 12 hackers.

We will arrest you on the basis of our software

Bugs Bunny said to be the culprit

Run before beta testing starts

Inquiry into arrests

Judge says

Only in Japan so far, but could signal things to come

Unless they pay missing man’s phone bill

Grass up terror sites and your mum