Wall Street’s choir boys seem unconvinced even after a sprinkle of holy hype

Gloo marched onto the Nasdaq altar and immediately tested whether the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street still believe in miracles or prefer something stronger than incense.

Kicking Pat Gelsinger wants ‘faith-based AI’

Ex-Chipzilla chief Patrick [Kicking] Gelsinger now preaching digital salvation through chatbots and church tech.

Still living on a prayer

Once tasked with rescuing Troubled Chipzilla from its decade-long spiral into mediocrity, Pat [kicking] Gelsinger has now found his true calling.